Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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