I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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