Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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