How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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