She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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