Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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