Me too!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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