What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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