So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You may now shotgun with the bride
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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