just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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