we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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