I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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