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She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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