you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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