The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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