is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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