You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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