I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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