He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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