9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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