Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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