Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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