Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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