he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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