p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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