Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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