Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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