Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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