Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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