Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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