Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
time to smoke my breakfast
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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