So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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