Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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