WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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