I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
