question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
love makes seman taste better
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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