found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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