I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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