It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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