I love black thongs
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's just like the Real World with babies
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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