I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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