That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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