Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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