I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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