there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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