sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
