I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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