THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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