i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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