I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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