i just google imaged poop.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i wish my penis had a tongue
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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